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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Most of those Trumps really liked Trudeau.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That's a hell of a screen name you've got there

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

The idea that she had one on-hand already speaks volumes

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

One of her staff carries a briefcase full of them at all times. The passcode on the case is 5786 (or "JSTN" in T9word.)

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Are you suggesting that the First Lady is receiving secret service?

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

It was previously worn by her sex doll.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025

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