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???? Is he even a candidate?
you just ate the onion
In this case I get it. I really get it.
Yeah, we do live in the darkest timeline
Fun fact if he was baptized as a catholic he is eligible.
Yes, there is precedent. Some random Catholic who wasn't even a priest got selected after a conclave had been stuck in political deadlock for literal years. He couldn't actually take the job till he was ordained, which he did. He immediately instituted a bunch of rules including locking them away together with no luxuries until a decision was made to make sure that problem didn't happen again. (It happened again multiple times anyway.)
Just checked: this is real....
Soy fascism is what you get when you don't have a legion of traumatized soldier coming back for a world war.
Psst, check out the comm name