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Anon is a fighter
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this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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If any human would have a slight chance, it would have been Mike Tyson.
Hot (and irrelevant take) but I disagree. Mike Tyson was actually kinda small for a heavyweight and I don't think any person stands a chance of knocking out a gorilla (have you seen the way their skulls are built?!). I think if any human had a slight chance it would be a huge wrestling or BJJ champion that knows how to grapple and maybe, idk, choke out a larger opponent with superior technique.
Nah, anyone fighting a gorilla would be ins-ta-cooked no matter how strong or skilled they are. Their skin alone is like leather. Grappling a gorilla sounds like a death sentence. The best you could hope for is they think you are trying to play with them.