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[-] VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

planted my potato field just trying to decide which of my neighbors are game

*to help out with the harvest

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

Neighbor here. I'll plough your field.

[-] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, at least take them out to dinner first👀

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Neighbor here. I'll mash your potato.

[-] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They call me Mash the way I be bangin'

^(I'm so fucking stupid, no one should let me make comments like this)^

[-] VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

fundamental misunderstanding of the potato farming process

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Neighbor here. I'll probe your fertile mound.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Food should be OK, no? I guess everything helps if you need to pay more for non-food items.

[-] VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

we're already dealing with food shortages in the "flyover" parts of the colonies

really suggest diversifying your grocery stream if you are unlucky enough to be stuck there

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