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Anon indulges (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] don@lemm.ee 106 points 6 months ago

Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke

[-] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 7 points 6 months ago

Probably upside down to feel the vein.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 months ago

Anon was there for the cock vein

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago

I will never look at a snickers or mars bar the same way again.

[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Also, that photo clearly has a "candy warehouse" watermark. If the story was true, that would be a costco watermark.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

For the record, I thought you were hilarious.

this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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