And then The Wall Street Journal dropped the hammer, revealing that UnitedHealth is under federal criminal investigation for possible Medicare fraud.

No amount of money was ever going to be enough for UNH, and no method of making it could ever have made them stoop too low. It wasn't enough that they rescinded insurance and denied claims every time they could and then some, they also had to parasitize the few public healthcare institutions out of their explicit reach.

Next Luigi should use explosives