Sonnenfeld hailed the decision by UnitedHealth’s board to bring back Hemsley, who led the company to success between 2006 and 2017.

“He does know where the bodies are buried, and he’s the perfect guy to go to,” he said.

That's an...interesting...way to describe this guy's aptitude to run the company infamous for denying healthcare.

And then The Wall Street Journal dropped the hammer, revealing that UnitedHealth is under federal criminal investigation for possible Medicare fraud.

No amount of money was ever going to be enough for UNH, and no method of making it could ever have made them stoop too low. It wasn't enough that they rescinded insurance and denied claims every time they could and then some, they also had to parasitize the few public healthcare institutions out of their explicit reach.

Next Luigi should use explosives