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Why does The Onion even exist still?
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this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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We're gonna have big beautiful satellites shooting ICBMs down with lasers. It's gonna be a war in the stars, folks, and we're gonna have our big beautiful space force doing it all.
It's missles that technology doesn't exist because the energy needed is too high for consistent output.