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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 days ago

just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Dude don't give them ideas.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

I'll believe a corporation is a person when Texas ~~kills one through lethal injection~~ lets one adopt a child.

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