Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

Where have I heard this before....

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

A spokesperson for the office of U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer told CNBC: “The United States is an indispensable ally for both our economic and national security. Talks on a deal between our countries have been continuing at pace and the Prime Minister will update later today.”

Well I’ll believe it when they actually confirm they’ve settled on a deal. The Trump Admin says lots of things that aren’t true.

Remember last week when Trump insisted he’s been talking with Xi Jinping and making progress on a deal only for China to immediately deny it? Yeah, no point in taking the White House at its word. They are not a reliable source.