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This classic from The Onion was originally published all the way back in 2003.

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[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago

Yep! Gee, I wonder what it is about this holiday in particular that has Trump so upset? Hmm....

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[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago

Where have I heard this before....

[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“This is crazy, we voted for Trump, we trusted him, his word, what he promised Latinos,” she said.

“I hate that I voted for him. Now I fear for my family and their families. We must come together and do something about this,” she said.

Trump told you he was going to do this, and you voted for him anyway. You're getting exactly what you voted for. We warned you, so fuck off. You have no one to blame but yourself.

[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A spokesperson for the office of U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer told CNBC: “The United States is an indispensable ally for both our economic and national security. Talks on a deal between our countries have been continuing at pace and the Prime Minister will update later today.”

Well I’ll believe it when they actually confirm they’ve settled on a deal. The Trump Admin says lots of things that aren’t true.

Remember last week when Trump insisted he’s been talking with Xi Jinping and making progress on a deal only for China to immediately deny it? Yeah, no point in taking the White House at its word. They are not a reliable source.

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