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[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.

[-] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Was it in various Wetherspoons? If so, could have been me.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I wonder if you're banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn't respect the integrity of the queue.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

There was no queue for the men's. I respect queues, which is why I used the men's - I didn't want to have to join it.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I dunno, we might have to get a ruling on that. Surely there's someone in a powdered wig somewhere who can give us the official stance.

[-] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

The swings are my jam lol

[-] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She is banned from multiple restrooms...

I need to meet some British women

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I'll ever understand, but it's the sort of quirk that's probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.

[-] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

“Toilet policing” sounds like someone’s arresting a dump

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Mister Hankey has entered the chat.

[-] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

“Well Hiiiiiiii-di-hoooo…”

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Huh. I've never seen that before. Men don't mind.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Bouncers apparently do

[-] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol

“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”

[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I've taken so many girls to the gents for a wee at big events. I do like spoons though. Something about it's trashiness appeals.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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