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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 147 points 1 month ago

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 month ago

I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 month ago

How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago

I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

natural surplus

Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It truly is a tops world. I can be verse but I prefer to top because I get way to much anxiety when people are down there. The gay hookup apps are a insatiable black hole of thirst in my area.

Intercourse isn't even required for me. I'd rather do mutual oral, make out and give forehead kisses. But I am a people pleaser.

[-] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

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