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Love me some Gothic horror and god damned if I wasn't satisfied. Gorgeous, had a bit of fun addressing some of the more problematic trappings of the genre in how it treats women.

Remade some of the amazing shots from the original film, maintained a fantastic creeping horror and dread, lots of truly disgusting practical effects, and some original and well realised additions.

Absolutely fab.

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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I can't get over how a big plot point is taking a ship from Hungary to Germany. I just absolutely can't get over that It is a plot point introduced solely to make this not dracula, but copyright expired just call him dracula

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

taking a ship from Hungary to Germany

????????????????????????

I'm sorry but WHAT

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago

You can sail up the Danube lol

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago

Didn't they say it was on the ocean though in the movie

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago

People are dumb I guess. Unless it was during the time Hungary controlled Croatia during the 1400s

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

It's set in 1838 which is kinda funny because I was like "don't just assume it's the same borders as your dumb paradox game" but actually, it is

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm too ancient to play video games 😔

[-] context@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

dracula also took a ship to england

oh heck yeah! it even has it's own movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Voyage_of_the_Demeter

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (also known as Dracula: Voyage of the Demeter in some international markets)[7] is a 2023 American supernatural horror film directed by André Øvredal, and written by Bragi F. Schut Jr.[b] and Zak Olkewicz. It is an adaptation of "The Captain's Log", a chapter from the 1897 novel Dracula by Bram Stoker.

[-] Anxious_Anarchist@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

I actually really liked that movie, it's a fun slasher.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes because that's the way to get to England, it is not the way you would travel to Germany.

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

who hasn't sailed the plains of Europe in a magnificent land ship

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 1 points 11 hours ago

Hexbearians outing themselves as uncultured swine. Truly nothing can compare to the smell of crushed thyme wafting up as you sail o'er the rolling hills of France.

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 1 points 18 hours ago

I mean it's obviously in England but they're just calling it Germany. Nosferatu was always just a very legally dubious Dracula.

[-] Ardycake@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

There was even a legal battle about it at the time. The fact that they intertwined it in the movie made it all the more true.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

If he was really determined to travel by ship for part of the journey the Danube river runs pretty far. It doesn't run through Transylvania, though, so he would need to get to the river first.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But it's a coastal city, and he comes there by ocean. It can't be the danube which would make sense. He'd need to either travel through Russia and take a boat from the black sea ports or go down through the balkans and take a boat from there to Germany. Either way he has to cross all of the Mediterranean a bit of the Atlantic, and apparently sail through the north sea pointed vaguely in the direction of Germany based on the last bit of the journey being at high seas (Going the long way around great britain instead of through the channel?)?!

Or do we combine the two and he takes the danube to the black sea, and then the river boat also takes the long way around?!

I guess you could argue travel by sea is safer for a being who can't be exposed to daylight shrug-outta-hecks

Probably right that it was a narrative oversight.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

You're absolutely right, it's clearly on the ocean. The film is just dumb haha

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wouldn't call it dumb. It's because it's just an adaption of a ship going to England but nameswapped to Germany. The story is still good. It's just that my brain is bad

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

It's just that my brain is bad

noticing things is actually brain being good tho

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