[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago

Well damn, I guess I never really take long enough flights for it but I suppose I would take my shoes off if I were flying like over night or something.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 62 points 20 hours ago

her advisers came up with it as a cringe combination of 2010’s “le epic bacon” memes and that “is a hot dog a sandwich?” debate.

This makes a disturbing amount of sense. Did you work for KKKamala?

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 34 points 21 hours ago

TLDR: her take was "bacon is a spice." the host said this was something they changed it to before the interview, probably because some research team recommended it. When they originally booked the interview her take was supposed to be "I don't like to take my shoes off on airplanes."

Y'all take your shoes off on airplanes?

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

"I don't care about genocides or slavery, I just really really really hate Russian people and this guy doesn't hate Russian people enough."

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago

"The foreign ministry and the embassy in tel aviv are in touch with local governments and following the situation closely. Should a need for consular aid arise, the embassy and foreign ministry will judge how to best help Greta Thunberg resolve her situation. " - Press release from the Swedish foreign ministry.

Swedish state-controlled news current headline says "Greta Thunberg's ship has been boarded - Greta Thunberg claims to be kidnapped, Israel says she is fine."

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago

Oliver, Stewart and Minhaj only have shows because they pacify the "potential left". All these shows talk about societal issues in the US but the solution is always to vote for dems harder. They also toe the state department line whenever they talk about America's enemies.

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I was late to the party and the party is amazing.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

My brother-in-law is Spanish and when he heard about the power outage he immediately started yelling about Russia and World War 3 and ran to the supermarket to stock up on food, water, toilet paper and batteries. He hasn't lived in Spain, or even the EU, for over 2 years. He is now 150% convinced that the power outage was caused by a cyber attack from Morocco but I really didn't feel like asking where he got that idea.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

The US couldn't defeat Afghanistan.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 68 points 10 months ago

The kid talked so much about wanting to do a school shooting that the feds visited the parents. The dad assured the pigs that the kid did not have access to any weapons and then went on to buy the kid a rifle. It's clear the dad wanted his kid to do this.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 84 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The International Boxing Association will award the Italian cop boxer Carini the full 100k dollars awarded to Olympic gold medalists as a consolation prize for having to fight a boxer who is better than her. The vast majority of western media also continues to push the false narrative that Imane Khelif is trans, including numerous state propaganda channels.

Edit: I want to add that most of the state propaganda channels that are pushing the conspiracy theories against Khelif do not recognize the authority of the IBA and considers it a corrupt organization but now their secret "gender tests" are the word of God.

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I'm a little embarrassed it didn't occur to me earlier that they see their genocidal ancestors as immigrants and therefor think that's what immigration is.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love the fact that the burger government measures money in warplanes, no matter which department.

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This is why they teach you to play dead when you come across hexbears in the wild.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

If nothing else, this shows that the average gamer is not a min-maxer because humans in BG3 are just fucking trash. So many of the other races come with incredible power and the added benefit of not looking like their name is fucking John.

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