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I recently attended a memorial for a friend's deceased mom.
There was a fucking asshole cunt there in a full on red shirt, blue pants, MAGA hat and Trump pin.
I briefly debated punching them in the face, but I didn't really want to disrupt the service any more than the fucker already was by existing.
I hope they get cancer.
What moron would do that
It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don't know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, "hey who was that asshole at your mom's memorial?" - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn't as fresh.
Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.
You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.
You made my day with this comment.
The type of moron who votes. That's who.
I'm smart, I didn't vote last year.
Then you're not smart.