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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism (theonion.com)
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[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

This is an Ad for The Onion.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

No this is Patrick.

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And what do Krabby Patties have? Onions.

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