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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism (theonion.com)

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[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago

But what's in your wallet?

watches a moth fly away

Nothing, now. :(

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025

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