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[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I have a signed copy of the Bible.

[-] vaguerant@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago

To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

(Joke stolen from Red Dwarf series 2, episode 2, "Better Than Life".)

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You have to be careful with those. I heard that YHWH has whole sweatshops full of elves copying his signature, and they sell these Bibles to tourists to raise money for yacht parties ("YHWH YCHT PRTY YOLO NSFW IRL!!!").

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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