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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I'm guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

or a croc

Edit:

The Bulletproof List

Edit 2:

But, now seriously - the only bulletproof animal is Roger, the Kangaroo

He just needs to look at the Bullet, for it to fly straight back to the barrel

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.

[-] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Roger doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down

[-] Drz@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

There was the karmadillo story https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027

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