These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn't get her digits, and she probably thinks he's highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
he's just like me fr
She's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.
The writing is too coherent, it's 4chan stupid role play.
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I'm sure.
Wouldn't you feel like a fool if'n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
I think he doesn't need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.
Reminds me of this:
God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I've ever seen.
I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite
He has a strong career in the Marines in his future, for sure.
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
He should get her number to help her update. She'd probably be grateful.
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Because she's not a full gallon.
This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.
If this idiot had gone from... a .22 pellet ... skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr... and gone to .223?
Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.
Something like 15x the energy in ft-lbs or joules than a .22 short.
He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.
... Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy's knee?
You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.
I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I've seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.
Anon wins the greentext of the month prize.
I'm pretty sure, about what he voted.
The brain worm commands an offering of lead.
Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.
They don't dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
It's likely artificial and homosexual.
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I'd say this story is at least plausible.
You're supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
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