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this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.
I mean, as a European I don't even know how big that is
When I was at school we had rulers that had both inches and centimetres on. 1-12" and 1-30cm. Now they didn't perfectly line up. But as a good rule of thumb, 6" = 15cm and 12" = 30cm.
14cm
I'd say it's a fairly average European dick
Most women want neither, tbh. I think the internet has curated an extremely skewed perspective on what women want thanks to the manosphere. If you move into female-centric circles on the internet and listen to how we talk about men and what we want, it is a completely different solar system from the one the manosphere has perpetuated online the past few years.
I for one, was absolutely obsessed with Joey Jordison (RIP, king) when I was a teenage girl.
Actually, come to think of it, Joey was pretty much the female fan favourite when it came to Slipknot. I have no recollection of any girl making lust posts and pictures of Mick, but Joey? Holy shit. Every MySpace and fan page was plastered with pictures of Joey back in the day. He had that passion that is very attractive. In interviews he would always be talking about the music in this passionate, slightly awkward tone that makes him attractive to a teenage girl. The others would be goofy or a bit full of themselves when they were talking in interviews, but Joey was always about the music and the fans. So humble, so focused on his art. They lost their soul when they kicked him out of the band.
Dude got MS and became lame in his legs with a 10% chance of regaining mobility and he was like "absolutely not" and worked his ass off and got back on his feet and played the drums until MS killed him. What a man.
You heard it here first, it's not about your dick size, it's about how you talk about your multiplatinum records.
Jokes aside, one of the many things that attracted me to my boyfriend was his passion for his hobbies. He has the same eagerness and dedication to his interests and it is very endearing and motivating to be around someone like that.
I'm afraid I'm losing that in my own life. Good for you guys :)
Thanks 😊 and hey, we can't all be super passionate and energetic all the time. We also have periods of time where we are the embodiment of dull, so don't feel bad!
It's so wild that girls would be hot for someone from Slipknot, but did Beefcake the Mighty or Jizzmak the Gusher ever get any fangirls? No. (Oderus, on the other hand... I guess the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu was what all the girls really wanted.)
I’m 5’11 and have the averagest penis ya done ever saw and neither thing has ever stopped me from getting laid or dating.
I do feel bad for super short guys and the micro penis guys. But some of my friends that are the best with the ladies are also under 5’7 so.
6 ft is just over 180cm
i noticed that in metric countries people seem to think about height relative to 180cm, like Americans do with 6ft. (cept 180 cm is more like 5'11'')
so 6 ft is 182.33 cm
There was an OkCupid analysis about this in 2010, with a mostly bell shaped distribution of self reported heights slightly skewed taller than the real world, with an an interesting stretch of a larger portion of people willing to stretch slightly more to a self-reported 6 feet tall.
most chicks don't even have one, they shouldn't be judging dick sized