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[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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