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Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Say what you will about Mars, but the expected survival outcomes are guaranteed.

Earth's still up in the air.

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