This was my first thought when I saw your meme lol. Only other major destination might be Chicago

Also popular is renting a car in CA and then driving around there, to Vegas and some other national parks (a la Grand Canyon, Yellowstone and Utah’s).

Tbh I would hardly give a fuck for any large city after New York. I'd much rather travel through rural areas.

I mean, Americans do the same thing.

Those are called flyover states for a reason.

seems like a pretty decent trip, just missing Seattle and the national parks

I'm surprised your main gripe with places like LA or NY are that they're too big and sprawling and not that they're dirty and full of unseemly things like homelessness and drug use (though I feel those issues are blown out of proportion by the culture war and deserve actual help). That's par for the course for many big cities, though.

I'd agree that most large cities have the same problem with travelling any large area in that you could live there for years and still not see everything. Any big city will have cool places to check out, but you'll definitely get an authentic USA experience visiting places like the ones you've been: blue-collar workers enjoying a beer after their shift at the local dive bar; small town events and celebrations; regional gatherings like rodeos, etc.; tiny, greasy, 50-year-old eateries with the best burgers or BBQ around, etc. Simple living. It's not all so romantic, though. There's a fair amount of poverty in those parts of the country and substance-abuse is quite common in some parts, too. People tend to be very friendly, though, which isn't always the case in larger cities.

Appalachia ought to be on your list for seeing rednecks as well. It has the same problems, but also many of the same kinds of draws. It also has a lot of natural beauty. Totally different kind of redneck. Another kind still, are the bayou rednecks.

Can't blame you for wanting to stay away at this point, though.

how did you like the fourteenth strip mall? wasn't it cool how everything, like the entire country's culture, was like a giant shopping mall?

And pie.

Yeah, but in the same sense that when one says they've "travelled" the US, chances are they've only actually seen a small portion of the country, just like it's a little dubious when US tourists claim to have "travelled" Europe and only actually seen a small portion of the continent. The contiguous US is only a little bigger than Europe, most US states rival European countries in terms of size, and many European countries have administrative regions (using whatever term they prefer) that are also roughly the size of many US state counties, so I feel it's actually a pretty apt comparison all the way down. San Bernardino County, CA, for example, is about the size of Tuscany.

You need to read the replies. The Dutch in particular are apparently very annoyed that people do this and only visit Amsterdam or Copenhagen. There are quite a few others in here as well. People just looking for a reason to shit on others is all that's happening in here.