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Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

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[-] HandwovenConsensus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Formerly known as Zach Weiner and Kelly Smith. They compounded their last names when they got married.

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