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Ol Buzzy
(aussie.zone)
Transcription
Fighter: So uhhhhh... you gotta pretty neat weapon there.Artificer: Thanks, designed "Ol Buzzy" myself!
Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?
Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?
Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.
Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?
DM: *To fighter* ...roll me a wisdom check.
Fighter: *Nat 1*
DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.
[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]
Chopping wood?
Their first use was as a surgical tool.
For women who needed their hips sawed open during birth... Horrifying.
The good ol' days, where men were men, and women... needed chainsaws during childbirth.