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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 2 months ago

The Dragonborn: farts

The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: "STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago

Nobody breaks wind on my watch!

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 2 months ago

"Must've been the wind."

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Venom Snake: eats ration with beans

Venom Snake later on:

fart button unlocked

QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck, I'd totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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