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this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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I haven’t played metal gear but in Skyrim stealth is a stat and it seems like this makes it go down
The Dragonborn: farts
The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: "STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
Nobody breaks wind on my watch!
"Must've been the wind."
Venom Snake: eats ration with beans
Venom Snake later on:
fart button unlocked
QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked
Fuck, I'd totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose