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Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.
Woman here with a penis and hands:
It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.
Hope this helps.
My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.
It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.
I mean that's roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what's on Bad Dragon.
People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.
This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.
Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh
Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.
If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.
Absolutely.
You know the trope that guys will stick their dick in anything, just to see how it feels?
This machine was designed for that and it's still probably the last thing I'd want to stick any limb into.