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TFW you live in a galaxy-spanning super civilization but your planet is dying because its ID in the central database has a UUID collision with another planet 80000 light years away.
New Year's Resolution: I'm going to "reform" my body by going from obese to morbidly obese.
The dialog pushing AI media seems to start from this assumption that I consume media just to have colors and words and sounds enter my face holes. In fact, I consume art and media because I like hearing, seeing, and reading about how other humans experience the same world I do. It's a form of communication. I like the product but also the process of people trying to capture the bonkers, ineffable experience we all seem to be sharing in ways I would never think of, but can instantly verify.
What's funny is, due to the nature of media, it's kind of impossible to not communicate something, even if the artwork itself is empty. When I see AI media I see the communication of a mind that doesn't know or give a shit about any of this. So in their attempt make filler they are in fact making art about how inarticulate they are. It's unintentional, corporate dadaism.
If jacking off constantly at age 14 doomed a person we would never have left the Miocene epoch.
You paid for something and never got it. Initiate chargeback with your bank. Amazon may close your account for this, but fuck them.
Can you imagine? It's probably like the inside of Vincent D'Onofrio's mind in The Cell.
At this point let's just go back to manually using command line GPG/PGP.
Cops can ignore. Prosecutors can decline. Judges can "sentence" to unconditional release.
The people can nullify.
Same thing happened with honey. Suddenly Vietnam's honey exports magically increased to more than their domestic production. Of course nobody cared because it's all theater.
Wait, it's all just Arthurian legend? ππ¨βππ«π¨βπ
Happens to some SE Asians in North America too, because the edible straw mushroom from SE Asia resembles one here called "death cap". Amanita phalloides. What's fucked up is right before it kills you your symptoms actually improve, so people get discharged from the hospital and think they are going to be ok. I forage mushrooms but I stay away from white gilled mushrooms completely.
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MoonMelon
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IDK, it's fun to think about because maybe the 128 bit UUID is still being used due to 40k-like levels of technical debt, and also weird edge cases that cause ID explosion. Like maybe the 4000 year old spec says we need to track micrometeoroids too, sorry.