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[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Willie Nelson has been smoking pot for longer than most of us have been alive, including on top of the White House with Jimmy Carter's son, he's also outlived many many cigarette smokers and alcoholics.

Mitch McConnell is still going to outlive most of us, because tortoises have a long lifespan, we just need to flip him on his back or drop him into some deep water.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Mitch will never die, he will just shed his ghoulish outer layer and continue to exist in the shadow realm as a wraith

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Mitch is a mindflayer that’s been ousted by the elder brain. At this point he’s so weak it’s hard to keep his bowels intact while he keeps his disguise up

[-] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And then trump the solamith and the shapechanger desantis are coming to clean up the rest

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Mitch is a psychic vampire, this is how it would go.

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Spoiler warning! I'm not there yet

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I know a submarine company that might help with deep water bit

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Evil assholes full of hate live forever. Ask Kissinger and Murdoch.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

The good die young because we're all so fUCKING STRESSED OUT ALL THE TIME

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