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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago

Oh yes please. But not JavaScript. I use Rust frameworks to avoid all three!

[-] Colloidal@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Flutter like a butterfly, sting like a Dart.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 2 days ago

Eww Rust! I hate memory safe languages, I love torturing myself with C

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 10 points 2 days ago

You can wrap everything in unsafe and keep living dangerously!

[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Tsoding has created a few rules for writing Rust to make Rust "fun" to program in, and gave them the name of Crust.

Here is the rule set (it may change over time):

  1. Every function is unsafe.
  2. No references, only pointers.
  3. No cargo, build with rustc directly.
  4. No std, but libc is allowed.
  5. Only Edition 2021.
  6. All user structs and enums #[derive(Clone, Copy)].
  7. Everything is pub by default.

If you ever want to try this out for some ungodly reason, there's a GitHub repository with an example Main that shows how to use libc and other libraries (in the example, it's raylib), and with a Makefile showing how to compile your projects (remember we aren't using cargo).

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh boy, now I can stop missing C++

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

unsafe doesn't deactivate memory safety. It only allows you to then create raw pointers and whatnot, which you could use to circumvent memory safety, but all the normal language constructs still do enforce it.

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 day ago

I know, but it does let you sled off a cliff if you choose to.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago
[-] bricklove@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Knew someone would say that, lol, gold project, sad that it's gone unmaintained and my man started working on home-manager at home
..wait

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah I gotta get my workplace to get on board with it. Rust->Webasm is simply amazing

[-] TheMightyCat@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

Men really out here inventing entire JavaScript engines so they don't have to learn Rust/C/C++/whatever

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile women are hand-coding in assembly, like God intended.

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