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[-] andybytes@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago

I would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.

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[-] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You and I are alike in that way but we can’t because jail isn’t a fun place

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