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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Micro stroke?

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

mumbling jong-un gets a golden throne mumbling Not even a hovering one like in Sgt. Bilko

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago

i love that after all that time since his first inauguration we're back at crowd sizes and it's still literally the only thing he cares about.

[-] Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago

And Melanias face says, Suck shit you old Orange cunt.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

She's just waiting for a weekend off so she can go see JT

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

She is incredibly good at holding her face completely impassive.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

The face of someone who. got monkey pawed when she asked to be married to the world's most powerful person.

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 hours ago

The worst part is the empathy in my brain still wants to react with sadness to seeing someone about to cry.

I know this man is pure evil and deserves worse than some hurt feelings. My darn brain doesn't quite get that.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago

Sometimes you gotta wonder about how a man who's buried all possibility of self-reflection reacts to a day like that. Like the next morning when he's clumsily slathering on orange clown paint in front of the mirror, and he accidentally catches the reflection of his dead eyes looking back at himself, is there the faintest stirring of anything, even just a vague sensation that all of his choices have led him to become the friendless, unloved husk of a human staring down the twilight of his existence?

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

The man has all the emotional maturity of a toddler. He is only evil insofar as toddlers are evil. That is, he has persistently shown a lack of ability to accept and learn from the negative consequences of his actions.

All he knows is to chase praise, like a toddler chasing a butterfly, unaware of all the ants he’s trampling along the way.

[-] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Honestly I think this is a great trait to have

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I know this man is pure evil

He is stupid, selfish, egotistical and lazy but if he were pure evil then we would be in much greater trouble .

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

Nah if he were competent we’d be in worse trouble. The fact that he’s a moron is the one possible saving grace.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 11 hours ago

I would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.

[-] Googledotcom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You and I are alike in that way but we can’t because jail isn’t a fun place

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Not all psychopaths are antisocial. It's in your best interest to do the right thing especially when you're lower in the hierarchy. But to be honest, it's really the inner circles of a lot of these people that are that real issue. Even Hitler had an inner circle.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Melania: Come on, Xanax, kick in. Now, damn you! I said KICK! THE FUCK! IN!!!

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

He does not have a heart in metaphorical sense, only in the physical sense.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 20 points 15 hours ago
[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 hours ago

Trump's birthday parade was a failure

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 11 hours ago

What's actually sad about this is Trump made it about him, but they were going to do this parade anyways, which means the failures are our military and our government. Because you know, those Russian and Chinese parades are pretty fucking insane. Like you might not be for the military doing their little elephant march but you gotta admit especially the Chinese they do that shit in style... the pageantry is on point.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I, for one, want to believe that there are people responsible for this parade that deliberately pulled punches so we don't go down that path. What was on display was more akin to a living history exhibit, like the Smithsonian itself hired a bunch of costumed actors for the day. If we consider for a moment what an "American-style" propagandized display of full-on military might would actually look like, I am very relieved that the events of the 14th were very, very far removed from all that.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

The problem is that pageantry is all that it is. The other dictators that do this may say things like it is just a show of their patriotic pride, but it is, in reality, an indulgence, flexing their power, showing everyone when they jump, they better give me an amazing spectacle, not just jump. Also, behold our arms!

[-] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 18 points 15 hours ago

Lol awww did someone get their fee-fees hurt when they made it publicly obvious how terribly unpopular they are? Awww poor fee-fees!

Get bent.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev -1 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, but what happens when the man child gets angry? Have you seen a toddler not get what they want? You know, some people think about deluminati, and I just think about the consolidation of power and how the scum rises to the top. I think strictly in terms of psychology. We are one year into this shit show.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Too fucking bad? What are you trying to say, that people should have propped up this ancient man who has never actually learned a lesson in his long, shitty life?

Fucking seriously, dude, what the fuck are you saying?

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Citizens allow government to hold power under the social contract that their government will take care of them. When the contact is broken all bets are off.

Citizens hold the power.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 107 points 21 hours ago
[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 18 hours ago

Meanwhile Melania sits as still and lifeless as their marriage.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

“Oh, hope the diaper holds!”

[-] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

He's concentrating on how much the catheter hurts.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 50 points 20 hours ago

What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn't know he had any feelings

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago
[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago

Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

I tell you something. It's the We the People, right?!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time

[-] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 74 points 22 hours ago

He looks a bit more constipated, so I would assume he's grunting one out.

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 28 points 20 hours ago

Bottom panel, the bald headed guy behind looks like he just heard a rumble from, and got a whiff off of, drumpfs loose rump.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

ahaha Yea, that's definitely a touvh of a wtf face if I've ever seen one.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 83 points 22 hours ago
[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 23 points 22 hours ago

Man I forgot all about that...

[-] match@pawb.social 25 points 19 hours ago

He looks like he just realized he's 79.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 46 points 23 hours ago

It just looks like he sharted again. Pretty sure he's used to it.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 22 hours ago

He's totally shitting

I'd love for his heart to break (literally), but I think he's shitting his pants

Again.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

Hegseth: Aww that’s too bad. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?!

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Need heart to break a heart

[-] classic@fedia.io 12 points 22 hours ago

Looks more like he let one rip or am I ootl on this one?

[-] saimen@feddit.org 11 points 22 hours ago
[-] Bonus@piefed.social 5 points 22 hours ago

*buttcheeks

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