I dread flying. But as I was preparing to travel to San Francisco for this year’s Game Developers Conference, I had one reason to be excited: It would be my first flight with the Steam Deck. I downloaded several games onto the handheld and gleefully stowed it in my carry-on, right next to my Switch OLED.
That excitement quickly turned to embarrassment thanks to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA).
As I reached the front of the airport security line, I pulled my laptop out of my bag as I normally would. I asked the TSA agent standing by if I had to remove any game consoles as well. She asked if I meant the Switch, and looking to avoid a needlessly complicated explanation, I said yes. She told me to remove any systems, so I did. First, I pulled my Switch out of its soft slip case. Then, I pulled out the Steam Deck’s comparatively hulking carrier and flopped the beastly device right next to the Switch. That’s when I noticed a strange, almost suspicious look on the TSA agent’s face.
“That’s a Switch?”
“No, no, this is a new thing.”
“… That’s too big.”
That last line, delivered with an incredulous laugh, has stuck with me long since my flight, mostly because she’s right. I couldn’t help but feel a little self-conscious about booting up the device on the plane, the same as I would if I were to take my shoes off during a flight. Sometimes it takes an outside perspective to realize how truly ridiculous gaming hardware is.
I settle into my seat and I pull out my MASSIVE steam deck.
The girl a couple seats over looks over to see what I’m doing with a look of disgust on her face, and then smirks. “Compensating much?”
The kid behind me kicks the chair, then peers over. “He points at me and jeers. “This loser is playing on a FUCKING steam deck!”
The entire plane bursts into laughter. The pilot and copilot leave the cockpit to join in on the fun.
We strike the first tower.
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