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Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary (theonion.com)
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[-] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Schools don’t win elections. Public safety does. You can still win an election if you don’t fund a school but you won’t win an election if you’re “soft on crime”.

Just to put a finer point on it, "public safety" is a dog-whistle for "jackbooted thuggery targeting minorities."

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Public education alone would be the biggest factor at reducing crimes. But i guess you cant force children to work like you can with prisons.

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