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[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 124 points 10 months ago

Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 27 points 10 months ago

Don't forget plenty of water.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago

plenty of water, indeed. it what makes the shit soft.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

That will get you insoluable fiber. Fruits and other veggies have soluable fiber.

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The fact that bananas and avocado are being listed separate to "berries“ disproportionately angers me.

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