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I... Genuinely only realizing this now (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?

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[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Similar dumbassery: Taking a shit and seating there for 20 minutes inhaling feces stench when I could do a flush as soon first turds come out and stay on the toilet until I can't feel my legs without a farty atmosphere in the bathroom.

[-] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Although, if you're a ball haver, this is a great way to get poo water splash on your balls...

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Stand up halfway, flush, sit back down

[-] Affidavit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

But... Then how will I get the poowater on my balls?

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Dunk them in the water like a teabag

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