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[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gregg Hudson, 53, renowned medium-business owner of a paint and chemical company you've never heard of and is yet somehow essential for the functioning of the MIC, goes out and buys exactly 5368 bottles of BBQ (xtra sweet) sauce every week.

Gregg's paint coats the body of the GBU-39 glide bomb, it fell in an apartment in Tehran ten hours ago.

Gregg is hoping they use the ''Big One'' in Fordow, also covered by AmeriCoat-Tek™ buy American 's special coating; it would really help his sales.

[-] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

This is so accurate it pisses me off

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago
[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

just to clarify, gregg hudson is not real he's just the result of a creative writing exercise, any gregg hudsons that also own a small business that you might come across in real life are just pure coincidence

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

That's oke, the burning american flag is always appropriate.

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