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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Beats "cut it 3 times and it's still too short" as my uncle said to me too many times... Along with "you hammer like old people fuck"

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Measure three times, cut zero times

taps head

[-] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

hmm. I prefer to live by "I've cut it three times and it's still too short"

[-] elvith@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago

Measure once
Cut ~~once~~ twice
Measure again
Cut another time

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I am an ardent believer in it, given how many times it has saved our assets at work, often to the point of annoying people. That said, I usually end up being right for insisting on more time and/or data, so it’s all good.

However, my spoonerific brain always gets this twisted to “measure once, cut twice”.

I unknowingly wrote this once in a comment about asking for more metrics during a design review.

My colleague (the author of said design document) replied with the relevant metrics and a comment saying “measure never, cut forever”. :D

[-] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

measure never, cut forever

Im stealing that xD that's a good one

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Indeed it is. :-)

Also, your comment made me realise that I mistyped asses in my original comment!

Going to leave it there for the sweet sweet irony. :D

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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