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[-] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 44 points 1 month ago

Prevention is better than cure

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] elvith@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago

Measure once
Cut ~~once~~ twice
Measure again
Cut another time

[-] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

hmm. I prefer to live by "I've cut it three times and it's still too short"

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I am an ardent believer in it, given how many times it has saved our assets at work, often to the point of annoying people. That said, I usually end up being right for insisting on more time and/or data, so it’s all good.

However, my spoonerific brain always gets this twisted to “measure once, cut twice”.

I unknowingly wrote this once in a comment about asking for more metrics during a design review.

My colleague (the author of said design document) replied with the relevant metrics and a comment saying “measure never, cut forever”. :D

[-] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

measure never, cut forever

Im stealing that xD that's a good one

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Indeed it is. :-)

Also, your comment made me realise that I mistyped asses in my original comment!

Going to leave it there for the sweet sweet irony. :D

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Measure three times, cut zero times

taps head

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Beats "cut it 3 times and it's still too short" as my uncle said to me too many times... Along with "you hammer like old people fuck"

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago

If it aint broke, don't fix it

[-] Shayeta@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

I'm not fixing it, I'm upgrading it.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 24 points 1 month ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

haste does, indeed, make waste.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

If it doesn't work, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Accidentally Capitalism towards workers?

[-] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Upvoted because it is true by design.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

"A stitch in time saves nine"

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago

Nothing is ever so bad it can't get worse.

Probably not a common saying, but it's my saying. And it has proven true time and again.

[-] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Crap in crap out

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

All those things about your mom are true.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Birds of a feather flock together

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Imagine a bunch of random and different birds in one flock...

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

badass burd gang found family.

how come DreamWorks hasn't made that movie already

"Birds if a feather" coming soon

[-] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

The chaos lol

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Depends on the species. Some birds (usually birds of prey) are extremely territorial especially to members of their own species which are obviously their biggest competitors.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Not if i hold my breath,

lactic acid, here I go

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[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Don't salt your food before you eat it.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Doveryay, no proveryay

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most have been true at some point. They all (most) have a reference to something that once made perfect sense.

For example: Pot calling the kettle black. Most kettles were black at one era in time. Now they can be different colors.

But here are some [more] modern ones:

'A 90s one: all that and a bag of chips' a slang saying originating in the nineties. however it can be classified as "true" since many people would get a free bag of chips with their meal and it was "sweet" or "cool" to get that hence someone who is all that and a bag of chips is "cool" or "sweet" in the sense that "sweet" is also a synonym for cool. The true origins being popularized by Public Enemy as a 'way to describe meals that black people used to eat' (Professor Griff

'The internet is dead' said when we get the nostalgic shock of an era no longer the golden age of internet. And it is true, many things that were great about old internet are now gone or modernized into a streamlined mess of paywalls and adblock-blockers. This one was explained to me at one point on YouTube.

They are called idioms in a sense because some of us can't help but feel uneducated when we cannot figure out what they mean or why that phrase would come to mean what it does. But it sure does make the past a bit more interesting. This last part is just a joke. I once heard a doctor explain what idiopathic meant to him as he stated "he feels like an idiot because he cannot find the out what the cause of something was" But Idiom means a phrase unique to language.

Edits: clarity and missing information.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

'They are called idioms in a sense because some of us can't help but feel uneducated when we cannot figure out what they mean or why that phrase would come to mean what it does.'

What? That is not why they are called idioms.

You also misused or misunderstood the two idioms you used, and also listed the internet one, which isn't an idiom.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you for pointing that out. Do you know any modern idioms? I couldn't remember any but sayings. I was looking up sayings but a synonym is idioms though they are not perfect synonyms. That last part was just a joke. Mind the lack of "/s". I do apologize for my "mistakes". However OP asked about sayings and those "terms" classify as such. I could not find any modern idioms so I went with sayings as per OP's request. Yet I have recognized the difference, I apologize secondly for not explaining myself clearer. As for the meanings, that is what is colloquial in my experience and that is how they are used sometimes, rather than just the origin, which I could have added in there. I apologize for not adding the true origins as I was going off of straight knowledge and experience using them and hearing them used. Sayings, like words can evolve over time. Thank you again for the observations.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Isn't the saying "Pot calling the kettle black"? I'm also not sure about the "all that and a bag of chips" -- it doesn't refer to getting free things, it means something similar to "the bee's knees".

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