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[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

how do they only work for cis white dudes? is it a fleshlight that refers to its user as a man?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Do fleshlights not work on black people?

[-] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

They do not 😞

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I may have forgotten that part, um... mame it activated by the reflection from skin and ignore the condition that removes skin pigmentation

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