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I would become the glitter faerie of a Trans-Pacific flight

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[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

I mean, a lot of "chasing" would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I'd do those things.

[-] artifex@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Wait that’s what you would do if you had nothing to lose? Why wouldn’t you just do that now?

[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Oh I'm married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there's a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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