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[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I think the first move would be ripping out the opponent's catheter and seeing who bleeds out first.

[-] GeekFTW@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

rip that shit off like a paper towel!

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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