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Anon watches The Whale
(sh.itjust.works)
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I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.
Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.
Now that's The Joker
I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.
I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.
Beandog is a single word.
Touche salesman
I’ll be damned.
Replicant detected
Monologue internal narration to the audience.
See homeless man dying on the streets below the neon skyscraper
“Omg, literally me”
Interlinked af