Lol, true!

This comic is why I decided to move out of the city. I've sacrificed a number of things, but it was worth it to get away from this crap on the daily.

I've lived/worked in a few large US cities, and have absolutely no interest in ever doing that again. (Fuck DC, especially. What a dumpster fire - once missed a turn and it added 2 hours to my drive because of how bad the traffic is. I should've driven over the median).