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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 44 points 1 month ago

Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

Dude is in over his head.

The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

He is not looking healthy

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

If he's just pretending* to listen

Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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