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this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.
Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.
Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.
Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.
It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!
Call it "Home maker" and it's both gender neutral and more accurately stating it's more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.
I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with "home maker" and I went straight to "Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?"
How much is a Z jay?