And you can also just write it out using real numbers if you wish, it's just more mathematically concise to use complex numbers. It's a purely subjective, personal choice to choose to use complex-valued notation. You are trying to argue that making a personal, subjective, arbitrary choice somehow imposes something upon physical reality. It doesn't. There isn't anything wrong with the standard formulation, but it is a choice of convention, and conventions aren't physical. If I describe my losses in a positive number, and then later change convention and describe my winnings with a negative number, the underlying physical reality has not changed, it's not going to suddenly transmute into something else because of a change in convention in how I describe it.

The complex numbers in quantum theory are not magic. They are also popular in classical mechanics as well, and are just quite common in wave mechanics in general (classical or quantum). In classical wave mechanics, in classical computer science, we use the Fourier transform a lot which is typically expressed as a complex number. It's because waves have two degrees of freedom, and so you could describe them using a vector of two real numbers, or you could describe them using complex numbers. People like the complex-valued notation because it's more concise to write down and express formulas in, but at the end of the day it's just a convention, a notation created by human beings which many other mathematically equivalent notations can describe the same exact thing.