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[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't kink shame.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

and not a rabid pig

But that's the best part!

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